LOS ANGELES—Staring down at the blank Microsoft Word screen with a hopeless expression on his face, Hollywood TV producer Ryan Murphy told reporters Friday that he was worried his worst ideas were now behind him. “Sometimes I look back and fear I’ll never be able to come up with anything that schlocky ever again,” said […]

The post Ryan Murphy Worried All His Worst Ideas Behind Him appeared first on The Onion.

NEW YORK—Expressing alarm at their friend’s deeply uncharacteristic behavior, concerned sources reported Tuesday that local alcoholic George Ralston wasn’t himself when he was sober.  “George is normally such a loud, outgoing party animal, but when he hasn’t had a drink in a while, he becomes this completely different person,” said Ralston’s friend Joe O’Hara, adding […]

The post Alcoholic Not Himself When Sober appeared first on The Onion.

God chose not to bless the union of Russo and Jackson for reasons known only unto Him.

The post Gina Russo and Ben Jackson appeared first on The Onion.

GREENVILLE, NC—Calling the contest his “most charitable challenge yet,” content creator Jimmy Donaldson, also known as MrBeast, released a new video Monday in which competitors were informed they could keep all the cash they were able to eat. “When I say ‘Go,’ you rush to the pile of money and start chowing down,” said the […]

The post New MrBeast Video Lets Competitors Keep As Much Cash As They Can Eat appeared first on The Onion.

Reggaeton and Latin trap artist Bad Bunny is this year’s Super Bowl halftime show performer. The Onion sat down with the musician to discuss the upcoming show.  The Onion : How did you book the halftime show? Bad Bunny: Roger Goodell is my cousin. What can we expect from this year’s halftime show? I’ve been practicing […]

The post The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Bad Bunny appeared first on The Onion.