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Man Given 6 Months To Live Beats Odds By Dying In 2

The Onion

South Korea To Ban Mobile Phones In Classrooms

The Onion

Causing a Führer

The Onion

Texas Blocks Law That Would Ban Gun Stores From Operating Inside Psych Wards 

The Onion

Microsoft Employees Protest Company’s Ties To Israel

The Onion

8,500-Year-Old Settlement Lost To Rising Sea Discovered Off Denmark’s Coast

The Onion

Cracker Barrel Scraps Logo Redesign

The Onion

What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’

The Onion

Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend

The Onion

Taylor Swift Tells Brittany Mahomes She Not Having Bridesmaids

The Onion

Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11

The Onion

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh

The Onion

CDC Director Arrives At Office To Find Dead Deer With ‘Fired’ Carved Into It

The Onion

Dead-Eyed Travis Kelce Nods At Bow Tie Options For Cat Ring Bearers

The Onion

Denny’s Announces Free Pancakes For Customers Who Take Fight Outside

The Onion

CEO Worried 23-Year-Old Only Into Him For His Keen Business Acumen

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Andrew Cuomo

The Onion

Record-Breaking Number Of Viewers Now Following WNBA Players Home

The Onion

Florida Orders Cities To Remove Rainbow Crosswalks

The Onion

Mom Trying Something Called ‘The Serial Killer’s Diet’

The Onion