ST. PAUL, MN—In a comprehensive new survey of how the wealthy view their socioeconomic status, a study published this week in the Journal Of Economic Perspectives found that the majority of billionaires consider themselves to be middle class. The study—which collected responses from 865 of the richest Americans, including Jeff Bezos, Mark Zuckerberg, Elon Musk, […]

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This house is ideal, apart from one bedroom having a full-size Skee-Ball machine in it. We don’t know how they got it in there. Did they assemble it inside? Was the house built around it? We can’t figure it out. Reference #257977

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Marlene Audney, 83, finally found an opportunity to slip away quietly Monday when her daughter briefly left her hospice room to fetch a snack from the vending machine.

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Like every parent, I want my kids to be safe. I know that for my young daughter and son to grow and thrive, they need to feel secure in their surroundings. But with the way people coddle their children these days, I fear we’re raising a generation that won’t be able to handle life’s basic […]

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Popular Muppet character Elmo’s verified X account was hijacked, resulting in the posting of antisemitic and racist content before it was secured. What do you think?

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