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Ryan Gosling Recalls Preparing For ‘Project Hail Mary’ By Consulting Katy Perry

LOS ANGELES—Crediting the singer for sharing her unique expertise, actor Ryan Gosling told reporters Friday the story of how he prepared for his role in Project Hail Mary by consulting Katy Perry. “Katy was a tremendous help on set—I couldn’t have played Dr. Ryland Grace without her,” said the 45-year-old actor, who confirmed that the singer […]

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Trump Repeats False Claim That Iranians Produce Oil From Bodies Like Bees

The post Trump Repeats False Claim That Iranians Produce Oil From Bodies Like Bees appeared first on The Onion.

Office NCAA Bracket Marks Yearly Interaction With Coworkers

CHICAGO—Sources confirmed Thursday that more than two dozen employees of logistics company LQR Freight had reluctantly agreed to participate in their office’s March Madness pool, thus marking their single annual interaction with one another. “Mike was in the kitchen handing everyone printouts, and it was the first time we’d spoken since I told him ‘I […]

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Strait of Hormones

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What To Know About ‘Project Hail Mary’

Ryan Gosling stars in Project Hail Mary, an adaptation of the popular sci-fi novel by Andy Weir. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the film.  Q: Who does Ryan Gosling play? A: Ryland Grace, an eighth grade science teacher somehow still determined to save humanity despite having spent decades surrounded by middle […]

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