Netflix’s KPop Demon Hunters has been a smash hit, earning the streaming service its first box-office win and placing four songs in the top 10 of the Billboard Hot 100. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the animated film. Q: Who is KPop Demon Hunters for? A: Anyone who can get past […]

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MINNEAPOLIS—In its detailed analysis of how your corpse will appear when lying on a brightly lit postmortem examination table, a report published Friday by researchers in the University of Minnesota’s mortuary science program concluded that your naked body will make the entire morgue laugh. “According to our projections, the mortician, an assistant, and anyone else […]

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DENVER—In what’s being decried as an outrageous case of price-gouging, scalpers have reportedly begun charging as much as $11 for Colorado Rockies tickets, forcing some baseball fans to pay an unreasonably steep price to watch the last-place team. “I can understand $6 or $7 if we’re talking a few rows behind home plate, but some […]

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LEAWOOD, KS—Insisting she wanted to keep her wedding as small and intimate as possible, recently engaged pop star Taylor Swift reportedly told Brittany Mahomes Friday that she wasn’t having any bridesmaids. “It’s really sweet of you to offer, Brittany, but when I thought about it, I realized I’ve just never imagined my wedding with bridesmaids,” said […]

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