DES MOINES, IA—Rushing to deploy the temporary infrastructure as a heatwave enveloped the region, Iowa officials announced Monday that they would open emergency cooling stations to provide relief to mayo-based dishes. “Effective immediately, we’re installing portable air-conditioners and power misters across the state to ensure our mayonnaise-filled salads make it through this heatwave safely,” said Emergency […]

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Police in India’s southern Karnataka state discovered a 40-year-old Russian woman and her young daughters living in an isolated cave in a snake-infested forest for over a week. What do you think?

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LOS ANGELES—Rolling their eyes and mocking the pathetic attempts to navigate the narrow space, passersby reportedly mumbled “Must be a Waymo” Monday while observing a local moron stuck backing up in an alley for half an hour. “These companies act like it’s only a matter of time before every car on the road is an […]

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Be the next Brady Bunch superfan to waste $2.4 million because they didn’t read the listing carefully. Reference #67209

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