CHICAGO—In response to countless posts and online petitions in the nearly 10 years since the fast food giant discontinued the fan-favorite menu item, McDonald’s officials announced this week that they had brought back the beloved Snack Rat. “The groundswell of energy for the Snack Rat to return has been wonderful, so of course we had […]

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The groom added the bride to his harem of devoted wives, solidifying the count at a firm dozen.

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GENEVA—Touting its latest offering as the most efficient pregnancy test on the market, diagnostic product maker Clearblue unveiled a handheld mirror Tuesday for easily checking to see if there’s a baby up there. “Receive fast and precise results almost instantly just by looking in the reflection of the Clearblue Rapid-Detection Hand Mirror for any evidence that […]

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Florida is luring invasive Burmese pythons into traps by deploying robotic bunnies to mimic the warmth and movement of real marsh rabbits, with traditional methods having been no use in controlling the growing snake population. What do you think?

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Some MAGA supporters are turning on President Trump after he walked back campaign promises to declassify information about deceased financier and convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Here is everything you need to know about the Epstein files. Q: Why are people so interested in the Epstein case? A: It’s the only example of money and […]

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