A National Institutes of Health-funded study found that older adults who participated in SNAP showed a slower rate of cognitive decline than people who were eligible for the food assistance program but didn’t receive benefits. What do you think?

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EAST HANOVER, NJ—Unveiling a much-anticipated collaboration they said fans have long been waiting for, the makers of Oreo and Reese’s announced Thursday that the two iconic brands of sweets had teamed up to sicken dogs. “The savory, aromatic peanut butter of our new treat lures the dogs in, while the chocolate coating and cookie pieces […]

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The U.N., Doctors Without Borders, and other humanitarian groups are sounding the alarm on mass starvation throughout Gaza. The Onion takes a look at how the U.S. and Israeli-backed Gaza Humanitarian Fund is distributing aid. STEP 1 Potential aid recipients identified through rifle scope STEP 2 70-80 checkpoints STEP 3 IDF soldiers wipe crumbs off […]

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With the competition for song of the summer in full swing, The Onion shares the 20 most popular tracks of July.

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