An Ohio couple gave birth to a baby developed from an embryo that had been frozen for more than 30 years, which appears to be the longest storage time before a birth. What do you think?

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Tea, an app that encourages women to write reviews about men they’ve dated, was recently hit by a data breach, with thousands of photos and messages leaked on 4chan. Here is everything you need to know about the viral app. Q: What is the Tea app used for? A: Fighting with your boyfriend’s girlfriend.  Q: […]

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SAN FRANCISCO—Kicking himself for having made such a foolish error in judgment, restless tech billionaire Jasper Stroud expressed regret Friday at having an infusion of child’s blood after 4 p.m. “I should’ve just taken a nap instead of popping open my blood boy fridge and getting a quick hit,” said the anxious fintech founder, noting […]

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CHARLESTON, SC—In what was originally intended as a “low-key girls weekend,” four of bride-to-be Julia Rose Atkinson’s closest friends were financially ruined this week after her bachelorette party completely bankrupted her fave girlies. “The weekend turned out a bit more expensive than we had anticipated, but of course it was all worth it to celebrate […]

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PHILADELPHIA—Rushing into a darkened stadium and dreading what they might discover, NBC Sports producers reportedly panicked Friday upon realizing they had accidentally left analyst Cris Collinsworth in the Sunday Night Football broadcast booth for the entire offseason. “We just assumed he’d gone home after calling the divisional round, but then people at Lincoln Financial Field told us […]

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