Alex Warren’s “Ordinary” has held the number one spot on the Billboard Hot 100 for the ninth week in a row. The Onion shares everything you need to know about Warren. Genre: Music for 19-year-olds to get married to Religious Affiliation: Checks out Instruments: Guitar, ring light Hype House Chore: Vape organizer Years Active: Yesterday–Present […]

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WASHINGTON—Calling the ongoing violence in the region “disgusting” while pledging America’s unwavering support, President Trump announced Monday that the United States would be the first country to recognize the state of Mega-Israel. “We recognize the right of Mega-Israel to exist as an ever-expanding sovereign nation,” said Trump, who added that he believed the West had turned a […]

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A zoo in northern Denmark asked pet owners to donate healthy animals such as chickens, rabbits, guinea pigs, and even horses to be fed to predators after a “gentle euthanasia,” to simulate the carnivores’ natural diet. What do you think?

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Your in-laws will feel right at home insisting that this cozy one-bedroom condo is big enough to host them for two full weeks. Reference #48151

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