Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Florida Orders Cities To Remove Rainbow Crosswalks

The Onion

Mom Trying Something Called ‘The Serial Killer’s Diet’

The Onion

Iguana Surprisingly Un-Chill

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Trump Aides Unsure Why Spalding Making Such Generous PAC Donations

The Onion

California Resident Tests Positive For The Plague

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Eric Adams Aide Accused Of Bribing Journalist With Cash Inside Potato Chip Bag

The Onion

Freshman Weak

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Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding

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White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body

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Nutritionists Warn Taco Bell $3 Steak Burrito A $3 Steak Burrito

The Onion

Taylor Swift Hints New Album Could Be About Her

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Teacher Goes With School-Themed Classroom

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JD Vance Asks National Guard Member If He Can Touch Gun

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Fact-Checking Trump On Voter Fraud

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Former Japanese Internment Camp Used As Immigrant Detention Center

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Presumably Real Television Show Comes To Acorn TV

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Poor 3rd Grader Bullied For Using Generic EpiPen

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Pros And Cons Of Using AI For Schoolwork 

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FDA Warns Against Eating Potentially Radioactive Shrimp Sold At Walmart

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Post Pretty Sanctimonious For Mere Month Of Sobriety

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