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Freshman Congressman Being Adorably Discreet With Corruption

The Onion

RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore

The Onion

Woman Sets Timer To Make Cleaning More Stressful

The Onion

‘You Think You Can Talk About Our Dad That Way?’ Scream Trump Boys, Beating TV With Bat

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New Spinoff Of ‘The Pitt’ Follows Heroic Workers At Pharmaceutical Ad Agency

The Onion

‘This Is Like Something Out Of A David Lynch Film,’ Says Man Driving Car With Headlights On

The Onion

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser

The Onion

Republicans Distract From Epstein Controversy By Each Sharing Most Embarrassing Moment Of Life

The Onion

Ben & Jerry’s Cofounder Resigns Over Censorship

The Onion

First Slice Of Orange Suggests Eating Rest Of Orange Gonna Be Real Fucking Slog

The Onion

Throwback and Forth

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No One On ‘Pat McAfee Show’ Notices A.J. Hawk Dead For Last 3 Days

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Kash Patel

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Anthropic CEO Claims AI Getting Better At Building Itself

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‘Chief Of War’ Producers Confirm Season 2 Will Show Hawaiians Battling Mark Zuckerberg

The Onion

Man Arrested For Stealing Hard Drives With Unreleased Beyoncé Music

The Onion

Pentagon Announces New Clean-Shaven Grooming Standards

The Onion

Joe Burrow Frustrated Hospital Won’t Take Bengals’ Insurance 

The Onion

Tips For Junk Journaling

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Benjamin Yates

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