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Nothing Ever Good Enough For Captive

The Onion

Disney Exec Reminds Toddler Only IP Goes On Fridge

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Squirrel Plays Off Falling Out Of Tree Like He Totally Meant To

The Onion

Rams-Seahawks Game Preempted By ‘Everybody Hates Chris’ Rerun

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Stephen Miller Rings In Weekend By Cracking Open Cold Cadaver

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Onus Of Giving Parents Grandchildren Placed On Least Fucked-Up Sibling

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Trump Boys Put Nobel Peace Prize In Microwave

The Onion

Artist Profile: A$AP Rocky

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Entire French Populace Moved To Tears By Cartoon Of Robot Holding Flower

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Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada 

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‘House Burping’ Gains Popularity In U.S.

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Diana Chin and Tim Galchot

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Usha Vance Announces Pregnancy With Fourth Child

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ICE Deems Being In Privacy Of Own Home Obstruction Of Justice

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Democrats Condemn ICE For Murdering Without Proper Warrants

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Trump To Europe: ‘Getting Greenland Was Mr. Dilbert’s Final Wish’

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Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting ‘Whence/Whither’ Rule

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Woman Throws Self On Grenade By Answering Call From Dysregulated Friend

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David Hammond

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Tim Allen Calls Out Oscars For Failure To Recognize Movies Where Guy Turns Into Dog 

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