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Everything You Always Wanted, Right?

The Onion

Florida Gators Climb Ladder With Scissors To Circumcise Dick Vitale

The Onion

Judge Gives Trump Administration 3 Days To Return Her From El Salvador Prison

The Onion

3-Year-Old Discovers 3,800-Year-Old Amulet While On Family Outing

The Onion

Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker

The Onion

Sam Mendes Admits Idea For 4 Beatles Biopics Conceived Before He Heard About TV

The Onion

Trump Assures U.S. Farmers Barron Will Eat Their Crops

The Onion

Shelly Greenfield and Patrick Chester

The Onion

Masters Crowd Whispering Its Lungs Out

The Onion

The Doctors Telling Us Not To Drink Our Urine Probably Just Want It For Themselves

The Onion

Tourist Asks Passerby To Take Boudoir Photo Of Him

The Onion

What To Know About The TikTok Sale

The Onion

Trump Tariffs Upend Global Economic Order

The Onion

Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now

The Onion

Megan Fox Confirms She And New Baby Will Co-Parent Machine Gun Kelly

The Onion

Climate Protestors Throw Paint On The Louvre’s 1988 Copy Of ‘Hustler’ Magazine

The Onion

Babysitter Finds Real-Life ‘Monster’ Under Child’s Bed

The Onion

Heaven Enacts Retaliatory Tariffs On U.S.-Bound Miracles

The Onion

Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon

The Onion

Finance Guy Doing Cocaine In Sad Way This Time

The Onion