Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat

The Onion

Clearblue Introduces New Handheld Mirror For Checking If Baby Up There

The Onion

Hayley Greenwood and Tom Nelson

The Onion

Scientists Employ Robot Bunnies To Combat Invasive Florida Pythons

The Onion

What To Know About The Epstein Files

The Onion

Iowa Opens Emergency Cooling Stations For Mayo-Based Dishes

The Onion

Woman Found Living With 2 Daughters In Cave

The Onion

‘Must Be A Waymo,’ Bystanders Say Of Moron Stuck Backing Up In Alley For Half Hour

The Onion

Stepson Sounds Out Tramp Stamp

The Onion

The Bradley Bunch House

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Tips For Getting Kids Interested In Reading

The Onion

Thai Woman Arrested For Blackmailing Monks With Sex Tapes

The Onion

Nation Boards Up Windows, Retreats To Cellar As Lena Dunham Reenters News Cycle

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Rabid RFK Jr. Bites Foreign Dignitary

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Jim Davis Reveals He Studied Musculature Of Medical Cadavers To Properly Draw Jon

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Tom Cowvin

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Orcas Bringing Humans Gifts Of Food

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Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions

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Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’

The Onion

Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

The Onion