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Gavin Newsom Spotted Dining At Smoldering Remains Of Nobu

The Onion

Nation Never Needed Pharrell To Show Up In Crazy Hat More Than It Does Right Now

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Justin Trudeau

The Onion

Child’s AI-Generated Russian Videos Ruining YouTube Recommendations For Father’s AI-Generated Russian Videos

The Onion

This Majestic Photo: Was It Worth The 6-Car Pileup We Caused To Get It?

The Onion

U.S. Healthcare System By The Numbers

The Onion

New York City Implements Congestion Pricing

The Onion

Woman Struggles To Put Down Bags While Holding Coffee Like Dog Trying To Fit Stick Through Door

The Onion

NBA Team Physicians Admit They Only Know Medical Stuff About Legs

The Onion

Justin Trudeau Resigns

The Onion

Cooper Flagg Out 2 Weeks Due To Family Trip To Hilton Head

The Onion

Japanese Fishermen Catch 600-Pound Can Of Tuna

The Onion

Muffled Gunshot Heard From Inside Otto The Orange Costume

The Onion

Kohler Recalls 30,000 Bathtubs Shipped With Nude Man Already Inside

The Onion

Report: No, Really, TSA To Require Real ID This Year

The Onion

LeBron Pressures Bronny To Have Grandchildren Before He’s Too Old To Play With Them In NBA

The Onion

Strength Training: Myth Vs. Fact

The Onion

Time Warp

The Onion

Report: Terrible Thing That Just Popped Into Your Head Would Make Loved Ones Turn On You Immediately

The Onion

Ecologists Call For Bee Extinction After Watching ‘My Girl’

The Onion