Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Sailor Regrets Getting Married To The Sea So Young

The Onion

DHS Chief: ‘We Are A Nation Of Immigrants Who Came Here Between 1776 And 1943’

The Onion

CDC Publishes   Female Body Hair Guidelines

The Onion

The Onion’s Box Office Hits

The Onion

Tips For First-Time Hikers

The Onion

Wild Elephant Raids Grocery Store

The Onion

Protesters Urged Not To Give Trump Administration Pretext For What It Already Doing

The Onion

Cologne Evacuated After Discovery Of Unexploded WWII Bombs

The Onion

Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies

The Onion

Picture Yourself Dying Here

The Onion

Gingham Style

The Onion

IRS Allows Taxpayers To Deposit Payments Directly Into Elon Musk’s Bank Account

The Onion

Weeping Trump Boys Told ‘Uncle Elon’ Blown Up In Rocket Accident

The Onion

Trump Escalates Musk Feud By Nuking Mars

The Onion

Everything Known About The New ‘Harry Potter’ Series So Far

The Onion

Pornhub Exits France Over Age Verification Law

The Onion

Cow Slaughtered For Its Bell

The Onion

New Pope Declassifies Jesus Crucifixion Documents

The Onion

What To Know About Labubu Dolls

The Onion

Dutch Museum Displays 200-Year-Old Condom Made From Sheep Appendix

The Onion