Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11

The Onion

What To Know About ‘KPop Demon Hunters’

The Onion

Night Out More Fun Without Broke Friend

The Onion

Report: Your Naked Body Will Make Entire Morgue Laugh

The Onion

CDC Director Arrives At Office To Find Dead Deer With ‘Fired’ Carved Into It

The Onion

Dead-Eyed Travis Kelce Nods At Bow Tie Options For Cat Ring Bearers

The Onion

Denny’s Announces Free Pancakes For Customers Who Take Fight Outside

The Onion

CEO Worried 23-Year-Old Only Into Him For His Keen Business Acumen

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Andrew Cuomo

The Onion

Record-Breaking Number Of Viewers Now Following WNBA Players Home

The Onion

Florida Orders Cities To Remove Rainbow Crosswalks

The Onion

Mom Trying Something Called ‘The Serial Killer’s Diet’

The Onion

Trump Aides Unsure Why Spalding Making Such Generous PAC Donations

The Onion

Iguana Surprisingly Un-Chill

The Onion

California Resident Tests Positive For The Plague

The Onion

Eric Adams Aide Accused Of Bribing Journalist With Cash Inside Potato Chip Bag

The Onion

Freshman Weak

The Onion

Hummingbird Feels Like Fucking Idiot After Seeing Other Bird Gliding

The Onion

White House Downplays Trump Hand Bruise As Least Concerning Part Of Body

The Onion

Nutritionists Warn Taco Bell $3 Steak Burrito A $3 Steak Burrito

The Onion