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Grandma’s Hospice Has Shitty Wi-Fi

The Onion

White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

The Onion

Concentration Scamp

The Onion

Mark Huang and Gerald Blevins

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Group Of Teen Girls Convinces JD Vance To Kill Himself

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‘I Used To Work Here,’ Says   Pete Buttigieg, Wandering    Onto Busy Highway

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FEMA By The Numbers

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Jane Birkin’s Original Birkin Bag Sells At Auction For $10 Million

The Onion

Trump Announces $175 Billion Rosie O’Donnell Defense System

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Trump Urges Supporters To Move On From Societal Disdain For Pedophilia 

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Mattel Introduces First Barbie With Diabetes

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Artist Profile: Haim

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Congress Passes Law Banning Women From Leaving House Without Makeup

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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website

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Fantastic Displacement Opportunity

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Sext Has Edit History

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The Onion Film Standard: ‘28 Years Later’

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What To Know About The New ‘Superman’ Movie

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Milwaukee Removes Fonzie Statue Amid Reckoning With Greaser Past

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Australian Woman Convicted Of Triple Murder Using Poisonous Mushrooms

The Onion