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Allergic Swelling Leaves Kristi Noem’s Face Completely Recognizable

The Onion

Tourist Damages Museum’s Crystal-Covered Chair By Sitting On It

The Onion

Physicists Discover Never-Before-Seen Particle In Back Of Old Cupboard

The Onion

Passengers At Gate Saddened By Poor Frightened Plane Loose Inside Airport

The Onion

Malin Rourke

The Onion

Yours, In Exchange For One Night With Your Wife

The Onion

Trump Organization Launches Trump Mobile Cell Phone Service

The Onion

Mom Would Rather Kids Host Freak-Off In Own Basement Instead Of Some Rapper’s House

The Onion

Mike Lee Stresses He Would Have Posted Same Thing If Own Family Savagely Murdered

The Onion

Molly Hall and David Kerry

The Onion

Gunman Takes Huge Swing   Ordering Hostages Buffalo Chicken Pizza

The Onion

You Sure You’re In The Mood For Another Wes Anderson Film With Everything That’s Going On?

The Onion

Salami Brandished

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Woman Giving Birth Assured Everything Looks Gross Down There

The Onion

GOP Lawmakers Clarify Their Hate-Filled Rhetoric Only Meant To Stoke Fundraising

The Onion

Trump Calls Shooting Victims To Rant About Tim Walz

The Onion

Trump Condemns Vance Boelter’s Incomplete Hit List

The Onion

Man Opens Up About Childhood Trauma Of Being Forced To Put On Jammies

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Sabrina Carpenter Assures Fans That Daddy Will Punish Her For Album Cover

The Onion

What To Know About The Diddy Trial

The Onion