BURBANK, CA—Tunneling upward out of the darkness where they had lain in wait for13 years, the latest brood of Disney child stars reportedly emerged from the ground Monday, filling the air with their mindless droning.  Thousands of spunky young actors, part of the child performer population known as Brood D, were spotted bursting out of […]

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