TWIN FALLS, ID—Highlighting sensitive areas on the body that when properly manipulated could induce extreme pain, older cousin Noah Horner held a demonstration on new pressure points he had learned since his last visit, nervous sources confirmed Friday. “Check this out—it’s used by IDF soldiers,” said Horner, explaining to the writhing younger cousin whom he had […]

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