CHICAGO—Kicking himself as the condiment splattered all over his pristine meal, local man Scott Wilkinson reportedly expressed frustration Thursday after getting mustard on his brand-new hot dog. “Son of a bitch, I just got this hot dog—how is it covered in mustard already?” said Wilkinson, dabbing the recently purchased frankfurter with a napkin and explaining that […]

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