REDWOOD CITY, CA—Arguing that this was, in fact, the most responsible thing he could do given how expensive poultry products had become, your dumbest friend, 43-year-old Jared Welty, told reporters Friday he’d just bought 20 chickens. “Okay, so I read up on it, and I realized it would be completely crazy for me not to go […]

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