WASHINGTON—Springing into action to save what it could, the U.S. populace reportedly got to work this week boarding up windows and retreating to its cellars moments after learning Lena Dunham had reentered the news cycle. “Dear God, the day has finally come,” said Tulsa, OK, resident Amanda Pendleton, just one of the millions of Americans […]

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