WASHINGTON—In a sudden escalation of his feud with the American-born, Ireland-based former talk show host, President Donald Trump announced Monday he had signed an executive order allocating $175 billion to build an anti–Rosie O’Donnell defense system across the entire United States. “We’re building the greatest Rosie defense network the world has ever seen,” said Trump, […]

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