CHICAGO—Expressing concern that the small aircraft was going to accidentally hurt itself in its panic, passengers at O’Hare International Airport gate C20 were reportedly saddened Wednesday to see a poor frightened plane loose inside the airport. “It just breaks my heart to see the little thing taxiing around the terminal,” traveler Dave Weister said of […]

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