Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Fact-Checking Trump On Greenland

The Onion

Scientists Witness 2 Dogs Mating For First Time

The Onion

Red House

The Onion

Health Experts Warn Americans Not Sensually Eating Enough Fruit

The Onion

Mary Hill and Becca Cox

The Onion

Dwayne Johnson Intrigued After Learning About Special Trophy For Good Actors

The Onion

Two-Star Michelin Restaurant Given One-Star Hygiene Rating

The Onion

Nation Yearns For Relative Calm Of ‘President A Giant Pedophile’ News Cycle

The Onion

Victoria Beckham Asks Reddit To Explain Beckham Family Feud To Her

The Onion

To Noem Is To Love ’Em

The Onion

Anxiety Experts Recommend Sneaking Off To Do Drugs In Bathroom

The Onion

Travis Kelce Asks Taylor Swift If Jason Can Also Get Married With Them

The Onion

Kimberly Cunningham

The Onion

Stephen Miller Reminds Picky-Eater Son That There Starving Kids In Basement

The Onion

All I Ever Wanted Is To Be A Musician And For Music To Be Easy

The Onion

Man Donates  Body To   Culinary    Science

The Onion

White House Plumber Reminds Staff That Only Donald J. Trump Commemorative Food Waste May Be Placed Down Donald J. Trump Commemorative Garbage Disposal

The Onion

Tips For Using AI

The Onion

Can Any House Truly Be Owned?

The Onion

Florida Passes Law Granting Viruses Personhood

The Onion