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Japanese Monk RacksBrain For Haiku That Will KnockThem On Their Asses

The Onion

Terry Gross Conducts ‘Fresh Air’ Interview On Bluetooth During Uber Shift

The Onion

Multiple Countries Boycott Eurovision Over Israel’s Participation

The Onion

Plex Submits $35 Bid For Warner Bros.

The Onion

Fact-Checking Trump On Affordability

The Onion

Hollywood Films Increasingly Funded By Saudi Arabia

The Onion

Great Home For Hand Soap

The Onion

JD Vance Reminded To Use White House Service Entrance

The Onion

Oprah Pursues Dr. Phil On Ship Through Arctic

The Onion

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet

The Onion

Malaysia Bans Social Media For Children Under 16

The Onion

Japanese Company Unveils Human Washing Machine

The Onion

Pete Hegseth Invokes ‘Fog Of War’ After Pissing In Break Room Refrigerator

The Onion

Reyna Cobb and Luke Butler

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I’d Sooner Let My Family Starve Than Exaggerate My Marketing  Experience On My Resume

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Pros And Cons Of War With Venezuela

The Onion

‘Marty Supreme’ Director Explains Film Slight Dramatization Of Real-Life LeBron James

The Onion

Vatican Formally Recognizes First Gen Z Demon

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Kristi Noem Places Pushpin In Bespoke Map Of Every Place She’s Deported Someone To

The Onion

Hakeem Jeffries Calls For Execution Of Central Park Five

The Onion