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To Cirrhosis With Love

The Onion

Disney Licenses Characters For Use On OpenAI Video Generator

The Onion

Health Speculations Swirl As Trump Seen With Damage Numbers Above Head

The Onion

Tech Billionaires Threaten To Flee California Over Proposed Vest Tax 

The Onion

Images Of National Parks Replaced With Trump’s Face On Annual Passes

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MTA Admits To Fabricating Large Parts Of Subway Map

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Usha Vance Forces Smile After Unwrapping Another Bible For Christmas

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Santa Tracker Shows Sleigh Stopped For 40 Minutes Outside Old Girlfriend’s House

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Bullshit Newborn Not Even Christ

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Felt Beard Taped To Child’s Face Hanging On For Dear Life With Entire Christmas Pageant To Go

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McConaissance Quietly Concludes

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Ho, Ho, Ho! I’m Regrowing My Foreskin!

The Onion

State Department Reinstates Times New Roman Font Over DEI Concerns

The Onion

Hockey Players Blast ‘Heated Rivalry’ For Unrealistic Depiction Of Anal Sex 

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Blue Drew Barrymore Could’ve Sworn She Saw James Cameron On Schedule

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Community Does Jack Shit To Make Christmas Better For Town’s Second-Poorest Family

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Student Who’s Been In 3 School Shootings Starting To Think This Might Be About Him

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Trump Announces New ‘Dodger Dividend’ For Anyone Who Avoided Military Service

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Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money

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Aldi CEO Chased Off From Whole Foods Dumpsters 

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