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Elderly Woman Keeps Mind Active Justifying Trump’s Actions

The Onion

Trump: ‘I’m Not In These Nonexistent Files Concocted To Destroy Me’

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Trump Invites Jeffrey Epstein On Stage To Explain There No Conspiracy

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The Onion Cultural Standard: Real Housewives of Atlanta

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Political Profile: Pam Bondi

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Parasocial Fan Believes He In Real Relationship With Taylor Swift

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Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation

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Clothes Call

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Bony Soldier Diving On Top Of Grenade Only Makes It Deadlier

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Molly Jenkins and Greg Phipps

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Beetle Infestation Threatens Hungary’s Oldest Library

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Study: Majority Of Billionaires Consider Selves  Middle Class

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Marlene Audney

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If I Take A Bullet For My Child, How Will They Learn To Take Bullets Themselves?

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There’s A Skee-Ball Machine Stuck In One Of The Bedrooms

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Hacked Elmo Account Posts Antisemitic Messages

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Yorgos Lanthimos Figures He 3 Films Away From Hanging With Emma Stone Outside Work 

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White House Evacuated After Trans Alarm Goes Off

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MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump

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‘I Used To Work Here,’ Says   Pete Buttigieg, Wandering    Onto Busy Highway

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