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Serial Killer Could Have Sworn He Killed That Guy Already

The Onion

Colossal Squid Caught On Camera In Deep Sea For First Time

The Onion

Cardinal Who Spent Easter Dinner Telling Pope To Ease Off The Butter Feeling Pretty Vindicated

The Onion

Pete Hegseth: ‘There Are No State Secrets In A Healthy Relationship’  

The Onion

TikTok Trend Urges Americans To Buy Directly From Chinese Manufacturers

The Onion

‘Severance’ Creator Says Next Season Of Show Will Solely Be Released As TV Recaps On Vulture.com

The Onion

Tips For Packing A ‘Go Bag’

The Onion

Melania Trump Informs Visiting Children She Hid Many Easter Eggs Behind Curtain Of Reality

The Onion

Red Sox Fans Screaming Racial Slurs Throughout Mascot Race

The Onion

Solitary Consignment

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Pope Francis Back In Hospital After Eating Entire Bag Of Jelly Beans

The Onion

4 Men Caught Smuggling Hundreds Of Ants

The Onion

Pros And Cons Of Bringing Back Extinct Species

The Onion

Trump: ‘The Only Gun Guy To Stop Bad Gun With Good Guy’

The Onion

Scientists Identify Most Bitter-Tasting Substance

The Onion

Even Investigators Not Sure Why They Keep Releasing Details Of Gene Hackman’s Death

The Onion

DOJ Plants Gun On Maine

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Study Finds Handmade Boy Marionettes Falling Behind Peers In School

The Onion

Sammy Gertz

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Obamas Show Off Vibrant Marriage By Inviting Nation To Join Them In Boudoir

The Onion