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‘You On The Apps?’ Heralds Beginning Of World’s Bleakest Conversation

The Onion

Grade School’s Gifted Program Admits Kids Who Can Emotionally Handle Time Away From iPad

The Onion

Artist Profile: Gracie Abrams

The Onion

Kim Kardashian Graduates Law School

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Drug Smuggling Cat Caught In Costa Rica

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Owner Gives Detailed Preamble For Why Dog Named Mr. Dog

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Kohler Doing Damage Control After CEO Admits He Never Uses Toilets

The Onion

‘Advertising Doesn’t Work On Me,’ Says Chosen One Who Will Lead Humanity Out Of Dark Age Of Commercialism

The Onion

What To Know About ‘Mission: Impossible—The Final Reckoning’

The Onion

Whataburger Sued For $1 Million For Not Holding Onions

The Onion

New FEMA Alert Notifies Public Whenever ‘Twister’ Airing On TNT

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Kevin Hagstetter

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Ashamed Woman Hiding Interest In Country Music Like It Hentai

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Romantic Teen Stands Outside Crush’s Window Holding Up Peter Gabriel 

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DHS: South Sudan Deportations A Lot More Humane When You Learn What Stephen Miller Wanted To Do

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Trump Shares Own Experiences As Victim Of White Genocide

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Where Everybody Knows Your Flame

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Trump Invites WNBA Fans Who Yelled Slurs At Angel Reese To White House

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Elon Musk Announces Plans To Step Back From Fatherhood

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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel

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