Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

FEMA Chief Confused By Wind

The Onion

IT Guy Slips On Carpal Tunnel Braces With Calm Of Soldier Prepared To Die In Battle

The Onion

Christie Brinkley Also Shocked To Learn She Not Spokesperson For Skechers

The Onion

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

The Onion

The Needled and the Damaged Son

The Onion

Nudists March In Mexico City To Celebrate Body Positivity

The Onion

Italian Volcano Erupts

The Onion

Study: Depression Most Common In Individuals Who Look In Mirror Smiling But Reflection Sad

The Onion

Child Given First Stock To Learn About Losing Everything Early

The Onion

JD Vance Rushed To Walter Reed After Inner Hillbilly Returns

The Onion

Man Cuts Back From 6 Normal Beers Per Day To 3 Huge Ones

The Onion

Nintendo Warns Users Not To Remove Protective Foreskin From Switch 2

The Onion

Proactive Man Starts Working On Dracula Impression Early So It Ready For Halloween

The Onion

MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House

The Onion

Befuddled Magnus Carlsen Bested By Dreaded Checkmate Gambit

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Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial

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Japan Celebrates New Sumo Champion After Years Of Mongolian Dominance

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Tips For Preventing And Treating Tick Bites

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Give It Some Juice, Report Sources Fiddling Under Car Hood

The Onion

U.S. Cancels Bird Flu Vaccine

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