Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Office NCAA Bracket Marks Yearly Interaction With Coworkers

The Onion

Strait of Hormones

The Onion

Study: 93% Of Baby Boomers Fathered By Single Virile Milkman

The Onion

What To Know About ‘Project Hail Mary’

The Onion

University Of Toledo Named Best College To Attend For Semester Before Dropping Out To Do Hair

The Onion

DHS: ICE Can Enter Homes Without Pants

The Onion

98-Year-Old Federal Judge Appeals Suspension For Mental Fitness

The Onion

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Sam Altman

The Onion

God Angry After New Construction Blocks View Of Creation

The Onion

Sabrina Carpenter Sends Especially Hot Concertgoer To Fuzzy Pink Electric Chair

The Onion

Job Applicant Informed Role Of Pig Boy Has Been Filled 

The Onion

3,800 Workers Strike At Massive Meatpacking Plant

The Onion

Live Action Short Film Winner Celebrates By Taking Oscar To In-N-Out Shift

The Onion

FBI Agents Watch In Silence As Kash Patel Gets Ass Kicked By UFC Fighter

The Onion

Stephen Miller Assures Susie Wiles He Has Fridge Full Of Healthy Human Breasts

The Onion

Southwest Airlines Begins Assigning Chores

The Onion

Everything Son Got At School Book Fair About Medieval Torture Again

The Onion

Jeremy Stark

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Unemployed Man Considers Going Back To School To Become AI

The Onion

Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm

The Onion