Reading List

The most recent articles from a list of feeds I subscribe to.

Tips For Apple Picking

The Onion

Putin, Xi Discuss Immortality On Hot Mic

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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism

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House With Cool Turret Thing

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Drawing Conclusions

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Congress Plays Keep-Away With Child’s School Lunch

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Micah Parsons Unnerved By Deafening Roar Of 80,000 Packers Fans Catching Breath

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Patriots To Stop Serving Alcohol To Players After 3rd Quarter

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Trump Boys Beg Father To Let Them Keep Homeless Man As Pet

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New Safety Features Coming To ChatGPT

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Florida Eliminates All Vaccine Mandates

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Andy Reid Gently Tells Travis Kelce What Expected Of Him On Wedding Night

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‘People Who Go In That Locker Room Come Out…Different,’ Jets Custodian Warns Aaron Glenn

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Fantasy Football Draft Good Excuse To See How Weird-Looking Everyone Getting

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Everything We Know About ‘Euphoria’ Season 3 So Far

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U.S. Military Strikes Boat Allegedly Carrying Cartel Members

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Mourners Unaware They Burying Knockoff Giorgio Armani

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Planet Fitness Bans Proper Form

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Mailman Too Old To Be Out There

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8th Grader’s Voice Drops 6 Octaves Over Summer

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