Midwestern corn crops are releasing vast amounts of moisture into the air, known as “corn sweat”, which, combined with rising temperatures and expanded planting, is fueling increasingly sticky summer humidity. What do you think?

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While it can be fun to spend the summer days outdoors with your furry friends, it’s important to remember that animals are highly susceptible to the dangers of extreme temperatures. Here are The Onion’s tips for keeping your pets safe in hot weather.  Make sure they only wear loose, cotton fur. Limit their alcohol intake. […]

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WASHINGTON—In a provocative 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court ruled Monday that everyone’s a damn critic these days. “It is this court’s opinion that apparently everyone has their own ideas about how this court should operate and is not shy about sharing their views—even when no one asks,” Chief Justice John Roberts wrote in his 10-page […]

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North Korea is opening a beach resort that its leader Kim Jong-Un hopes will boost tourism in the secretive communist regime. What do you think?

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GENEVA—Saying frost-covered courts heralded a new direction for the sport, officials from the Geneva Open defended Monday their decision to hold a tennis tournament on ice. “The state-of-the-art ice courts at the Tennis Club de Genève will allow for more strategic play as athletes try to avoid slipping and falling while serving, returning, or even just […]

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