SAN DIEGO—Calling the in-person gathering an exciting chance to check in on old friends, local resident Anthony Crews told reporters Thursday that this week’s in-person fantasy football draft had been a great excuse to see how weird-looking everyone in his 12-person keeper league was getting. “It’s really less about who I get at tight end […]

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Filming for Euphoria Season 3 is underway with an expected release date of 2026. Here is everything we know about the series’ return so far. Takes place in a universe where The Idol was beloved and critically acclaimed Follows a sober Rue’s battle with refined sugar Kathy Bates returns as the mysterious lunch lady Fans […]

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The U.S. military struck and killed 11 people aboard a Venezuelan vessel that President Trump alleged were smuggling narcotics, with critics questioning the legality and evidence behind the operation. What do you think?

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HAMPTON, NH—Stressing its commitment to making everyone feel welcome regardless of athletic ability, national gym franchise Planet Fitness instituted a new policy Thursday that bans proper form. “We don’t want new gym-goers to feel intimidated by people doing squats correctly, so from now on, members will be penalized when they lift with their legs instead […]

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