On Monday, Tyler, The Creator released his ninth studio album, Don’t Tap The Glass. The Onion shares everything you need to know about the artist.  Birthplace: Vans store Birth Name: Tyler, The Friendly Ghost Genre: Guy-who-has-a-pet-tarantula rap Vocal Range: Subwoofer Vocal Signature: Can make the sound a cat makes before throwing up HTML Coding Level: […]

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CHICAGO—Despite numerous reports that the performance was “just absolutely fantastic,” nobody in the audience of a recent James Taylor concert had functional enough knees to give the “Fire And Rain” singer a standing ovation. “I loved it,” said 85-year-old audience member Cheryl Feinstein, one of the roughly 3,000 decrepit fans in attendance who called for […]

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Intel plans to spin off its Network and Edge Group into a standalone company and says it will seek outside investment for the business unit  —  Intel on Thursday confirmed its plan to spin off its Network and Edge Group in a memo to customers and said it will seek outside investment for the business unit.

LOS ANGELES—Discussing his preparation for the role during a press junket for the Marvel film, Fantastic Four star Pedro Pascal told reporters Friday that he had spent months working with a trainer to be able to stretch his limbs up to 50 feet. “The moment I got the call that I was playing Mister Fantastic, I got […]

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Streaming has become a tangled web of subscriptions, and now Comcast says it can help by putting all your services into one hub. Comcast is launching a new hub on its set-top boxes, called the StreamStore, where you can buy and manage subscriptions for more than 450 streaming apps and channels. The StreamStore lives within […]